i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
Stolen from @aliveinchaos ain’t that the truth!! 🙌🙌
OOOOOHHHHH SHIT FUCKIN PREACH!
i still probs wouldn’t date a stripper. not because she’s a stripper though. 200% of the stripper’s ive met have wild daddy issues. not saying i’m immune to all strippers but yeah. k now im ranting.
Yeah, I mean, why would you ever date a girl who had a bad or nonexistent relationship with her father? Remember though, it’s not because of your job, it’s because I perceive you to be emotionally damaged :D
The two smartest men on the planet.
Just one of those posts you can’t not reblog.
the real question is how did they not realize that she was Emma Watson
I think we all know who’s behind this
Air Snape makes a sassy comeback
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
Christianist Texas Republican Senator Dan Patrick accidentally praises gay marriage ruling